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[ ] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] i have choked on my own spit.

[x] i've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[ ] i've accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
(in my defense, this happens to me more when i'm alone, so i don't get weird looks)
[ ] i've accidently caused an explosion.

[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.

[ ] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[ ] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.

[ ] iS it POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[ ] i just tried to lick my elbow.

[ ] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[ ] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle...or fell out of a moving vehicle.

[ ] i ate a bug for $5 or less.

[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important.

[ ] I repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ ] ive peed my pants when i was drunk.

[ ] ive run around naked when i was drunk.

[ ] I've tripped over something really bad when drunk.

[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] i accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me.

[ ] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[ ] I move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
(my eyesight's not good enough to do that to the ceiling, but in boring situations, walls work just fine)

Once you get your answer, multiply by three and post your score as a comment. :)